My boss drives me crazy…not a long trip I know…especially with the phone calls.  His office is within 20 feet of my cube, but he always uses the phone…which isn’t what bothers me…its the number of calls I get…he uses the phone like a machine gun…call, call, call, call, call…reload…call, call, call, call…RING…”Rebecca…I need you to wipe your ass…” 3 seconds …RING…”make sure its front to back”…2 seconds…RING…”not back to front”…4 seconds…RING…”and only use 5 sheets of paper”…3 seconds…RING…”and let me see it when you finish…I may need to make my own additions”…